There really isn't all that much to say about coffee, except that the people who drink it are connected by an invisible wisp of camaraderie that speaks of hard work and dedication to excellence. The individual who can adapt to drinking black coffee in the most dire straits hardens their fortitude against the global enemy of productivity.
What is the global enemy of productivity? Well, if you're spending company time to read this article, the answer is probably painfully obvious.
In all things, moderation.